This sign on the side of a deli has been displaying the same sad little message for at least a year. I think it's waiting for someone to tell it what to do. Either that or Jenny Holzer is getting lazy.

The very funny Rebecca sent fan mail from her Joymail account. Research indicates that Joymail is superior to Hotmail etc. because it puts Chinese-related ads, and ads in Chinese, at the bottom of your correspondence. If you don't have the right software, the non-Western characters just look like an explosion in a typography discount outlet.

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McSweeney's: Clarification. Ouch!