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Reader mail:

From: "plala" <...@taupe.plala.or.jp>
Subject:

Dear sir,
I live in japan and i wanted to do shopping of your product in japan such
as jeans or shoes etc , so far that i want to have some shop address at
japan. ( MARLBORO CLASSICS )
thank you
thanika

From: "toshi ..." <...@hotmail.com>
Subject: would you tell me how to get your shop?

?i 'm looking for Marlboro classices's swether(bule , handmade, like cardegan, size M,senter is fasuner)
can i get this swether?

tosh

Dear Thanika and Tosh:

I do not have any Marlboro Classics clothing to sell you. Such items are illegal in my country. And even if they weren't, they would be terribly unfashionable, because cigarettes are not cool. Didn't you hear that the Marlboro Man died of cancer? Do yourselves a favor and get some of those ape clothes all the kids are wearing over there instead. Apes are cool.

Your friend,
David